“I wish they all could be California girls,” said the philosopher and poet D. L. Roth, but that’s a little short-sighted. There are millions of gorgeous women outside the borders of the United States, and in this feature we’ll spotlight twenty hotties so foreign that they don’t even speak English. Please note: I have done as much research as possible to ensure that these lovely ladies don’t speak our mother tongue, but I can’t promise anything. Most of their phone numbers are unlisted, so I couldn’t check personally.
Model Elin Grindemyr has been voted the hottest woman in Sweden after multiple appearances in a men’smagazine with the very unfortunate name of Slitz. You know how hot Swedish women are, so check that out: what happens when the gorgeous get gorgeouser.