Oh, Lindsay. I remember the days when you’d talk about your freckles in teen magazines. Now you’re manicuring obscenities on your fingernails before you go to jail for evading court because you violated your parole. But it’s not about that. This is a tribute to the trainwreck before it left the station.
This may have been one of our early warning signs of trouble ahead for Lindsay. Not many healthy girls posed in low cut tops holding guitars lying on their backs for magazines as 17 year olds. Are you listening, Miley Cyrus?