The masses flocked to Twitter today in celebration of the well known “Cleavage Appreciation Day.” Loose women abound felt compelled to send in amateur photos of their billowing chest pillows desperately fighting for air beneath various polyester tube tops. This mammarian jubilation will continue throughout the day, most likely resulting in shame tomorrow, and desperate attempts to erase what cannot be undone. For your viewing pleasure here are a few of the choice cuts from today’s festivities, as well as some commentary on the live stream of boob shots.
— :..T@ishi K@mille..: (@Red_legz4dayz) January 25, 2013
#CleavageAppreciationDay What’s so special about today? Do I get a free pass to stare extra long or something?
— Luke Millan (@LukeMillan1) January 25, 2013
— #StaceyLeigh09 (@Smil3igh09) January 25, 2013
#CleavageAppreciationDay …..Please excuse me while I go hurl myself off a cliff into a pit of hypodermic needles and and broken glass
— Flat Girl Problems (@Flatgrlprobz) January 25, 2013
— Doctor Nessa (@NessaDiamondz) January 25, 2013
— Audrey K(@audr3yk) January 25, 2013
#CleavageAppreciationDay isn’t that everyday?
— Adam Hoffman (@adamhoffman32) January 25, 2013
— #50ShadesOfBrodigan (@brodigan) January 25, 2013
Push them mammaries together & celebrate. #CleavageAppreciationDay
— ALI COBRIN (@AliCobrin) January 25, 2013
— Bruce Chillroy (@Ayo_Rush) January 25, 2013
— Mind The Gap (@HumorAndTheGap) January 25, 2013
#CleavageAppreciationDay it doesn’t matter if they’re A cups or saggy D’s, ladies. Flaunt em.
— MJ☣ (@M_Rosas) January 25, 2013
— Lyanna Shihada (@LyannaShihada) January 25, 2013