I usually wait until the final paragraph before finally telling you whether the film I am reviewing is actually good or not. It’s pretty much the number one trick of the trade. This time, however, I can’t hold it back.
You could spend your time in a vampire apocalypse (Stake Land), or watch circus folk fall for each other and a pachyderm (Water For Elephants), but your best bet might be watching yourself get sold (Pom Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold).
The story of Rio is more than enough to make up for the cheap 3D effects, and amazingly, propels this tale into anyone’s Best of list for 2011 (so far).
Your choices this weekend: a outdated slasher flick, a family movie about talking birds, or a historical snoozer. Maybe you’d like to watch some basketball?
With Danny McBride heading up an all star cast, this medieval stoner comedy is guaranteed laughs.
This week you have some decent choices: a medieval stoner comedy, a remake of an 80’s classic (for better or worse), and a teenage assassin on the wrong side of the CIA. Not bad.
Groundhog Day with explosions? No, it’s not. This time-warping thriller is absolutely worth your $10 this weekend.
This week’s releases could go either way: a sci-fi action flick, a good old fashioned demon possession story, a dorky superhero, and a dangerous tire – you’ll have to be the judge.
It’s slim pickings for this week’s new releases. Maybe there’s something from last week you haven’t checked out yet?