It’s Shark Week – but who decided that? Read our intense secret history of this most deadly of weeks.

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We’re about two months into 2010 and amidst the persistent malaise of a recessionizied world, the persistent and all-pervasive fear of imminent destruction at mad terrorist hands and a creeping culture-shock of failed anticipation wherein…

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Debuting as a cow-licked Croesus in the comic books of a simpler time, perpetually pre-teen tycoon Richie Rich has enjoyed a career which has spanned television, film, animation, a brief super-hero career with his aged butler and… gay softcore?

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The holidays are a tricky time of year – not only is it difficult to pick out gifts for your loved ones, but you’re gift-shopping while everyone else is gift-shopping as well. And just imagine how much worse it is when you’re trying to buy something just right …

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Congratulations citizens, Election Day is approaching once again (despite that restraining order)! Before you grab your giant Election Day foam hats and head off to the traditional Election Day Feast, don’t forget to take a moment and reflect on what YOUR VOTE really means!

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It’s October! Do you feel the excitement in the air, nipping at your skin like the first chilly pinpricks of Fall? Hear the excited din of children’s voices, raised in shrill enthusiasm over the promise of candy? Feel the rustle of racks full of cheap costumes…

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A Citizens Guide on How to Keep The Planet of the Apes from Happening Provided by the U.S.Commission For Keeping The Planet of the Apes from Happening / A Joint Office of the Federal Emergency Management Agency and Department of Homeland Security…

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I’ve been thinking a lot about what Muppets I’d like to have sex with lately. Don’t judge me! It’s dark here, and I’m cold. I need to keep warm. Here are the five Jim Henson creations that I believe to be the most sexually attractive. You should feel honored that I’m letting you…

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