All across America a mothers breast milk is pure gold. And if you cannot produce it there are mothers who will gladly sell you some.

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She nearly took a joke too far — narrowly avoiding decapitation.

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Wake up! It’s time for your police beatdown.

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Mila Kunis trashed Republicans, calling them “pro-Jesus and anti-woman… and ill-informed”, while confessing her love for Obama. Don’t hold back, Mila.

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Big Bird plays the victim card, responding to Romney’s comments about cutting govt funding for PBS in the new Obama ad.

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Brown says he needs the freedom to be “friends” with Rihanna.

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The world’s largest social networking site hits a major milestone.

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Get a first look at Johnny Depp in “The Lone Ranger.”

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Thanks God for security cams. Otherwise we’d never see this drunken moron on his wild horse chase.

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Yep, she’s a lucky dog.

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Hogs weighing 700 pounds have eaten the body of the man who fed them.

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Lady Gaga goes all Larry Flynt on her audience with a meat grinder stunt.

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A big cop bloodies a little lady because he thinks she attacked him with silly string. We feel safer.

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Cops say Cassidy Goodwon hid her pregnancy from her parents, then gave birth in a bathroom and strangled the newborn.

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Take that, Singapore! We’ve got the biggest wheel now.

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