Every time a new way is invented for human to express themselves, people will find a way to cover it in boobs and dicks. Welcome to the club, Vine.

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Will J.J. Abrams destroy Star Wars with too many lens flares? Maybe. Here’s how he might go about that.

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J.J. Abrams isn’t a bad choice to direct Star Wars Episode VII, but he’s the wrong choice. Fins out why inside.

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Microsoft reminds you that Internet Explorer is a child of the 90s just like you and mines your childhood for everything you loved all in one clever ad.

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Does this mean we can make every Sylvester Stallone character gay? I think Gay Rambo, Gay Rocky, Gay Cliffhanger … okay, that one’s already gay.

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LeBron James mauls this man with a mighty bear hug as a righteous reward for his amazing feat and half-court shot prowess.

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Maybe having a special day to love your guns right before a holiday for a man who was killed by one was not the greatest idea.

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What exactly are they up to at Microsoft’s headquarters? Is Bill Gates eating people? Maybe that’s why he had to retire, not enough people to eat through IE.

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If I lived in a country where conditions were so bad everything was in black and white, I’d smoke up daily too.

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Rush Limbaugh is apparently in favor of killing cops. He’s the one who said it. Apparently he’s all for persecuted black people fighting police brutality with bullets.

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You know how sometimes the Republicans like to complain that Obama is mean? Well, they pray for his death … so …. yea … secret service, you’re needed in Kansas.

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And you think the politics in America are disruptive and dysfunctional! They play some real hardball in Bulgaria.

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A first-grader has accomplished way more than you ever will. Just remember that next time you try to brag about balancing your checkbook.

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The only people qualified to attack this Manti Te’o hoax with the gravitas it deserves are finally on the case. Godspeed, Taiwanese animators, godspeed.

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I can tell you this, church just got a whole lot more interesting. Goodbye Leviticus, Hello Temple Run.

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