A steroid produced by a specialty pharmacy in Massachusetts has a led to an outbreak of a rare fungal form of meningitis.

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Holy Crapolla! Star Trek in real life! The fastest engines ever made by man could take us further into space.

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With nothing more than a smartphone, you can creep the hell out of everyone you know. And really, isn’t that what Halloween is all about?

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April Jones, a young Welsh girl, was abducted Monday evening. Today, they charged her alleged murderer.

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Larry Johnson is not a good person. Please be aware that this is the football player and not the beloved basketball player. Grandmama still rules.

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The Nicki Minaj-Mariah Carey feud might be fake. In other news, the sky might be blue.

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Priests touch little boys = no jail. Butler leaks letters of bishops whining = 18 months in jail. Morality!

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Chicago taxi companies apparently now view themselves as freedom fighters on behalf of the “have nots.” I don’t even have a joke for that.

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Party in the USA, indeed. Amtrak employees are doing rails on the rails. They’re puffin’ smoke as they chug along. There are a lot of train puns.

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