Joe Biden loves getting his hard wood blown by college cheerleaders.

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This cat is plotting your murder. Beware, all ye who enter here, an evil cat is lurking. When will it strike?

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An ex-military man took a hostage at gunpoint and gave bizarre updates on his Facebook page during the crisis.

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Humanity is terrible and everyone should feel bad. Fetus theft is how far we’ve fallen. FETUS. THEFT. I hate you.

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Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.

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I cannot pick my jaw up off the ground after seeing this girl just flat out murder every contestant on every talent show ever in a random video.

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DMX doesn’t understand the internet. What? You think this is a game? You think this is a f**kin’ GAME? Google or die!

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Kato Kaelin is awful, but he recently came forward to say that he thinks OJ Simpson was guilty. Find out more inside.

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Kids, don’t do Deadly Nightshade. It’ll only end with you stealing a ferry and thinking you’re a pirate. What? Well, yeah, I guess that does sound pretty cool. Just don’t do it.

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She’s been a bad, bad girl. But, seriously, is Fiona Apple really who we need to be stopping at the border?

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The popstar is just too hot for just 20 photos. Take a look at our second round of Rihanna hotness.

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