On the bright side, congress is still more popular than gonorrhea and North Korea. So …. things are lookin’ up.
Why, yes, Mr. Bond, I do intend to steal this trillion dollar platinum coin …. AND THEN THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Bill Cosby still has it. I’d love to see him have his own show with The Roots. Just them playing cool music and him not understanding. It’ll be great.
Prison cat, pri-son cat, what are they feeding you? Priiiison cat …. yes, it is 2013 and I still remember the words to Smelly Cat. I’m not proud.
Barney Frank is something of a firebrand. Could he be headed towards the Senate? Will he make things better? Or just make them worse?
An armed man took hostages in Aurora, Colorado (the same town as The Dark Knight Rises Massacre). The shooter and his three hostages are all dead.
After months of story after story of guns being used to hideously murder innocent people, we finally have a story of them protecting someone.
Justin Bieber smokes weed! Squeaky Clean no more! See the photos inside!
The subway pusher has been revealed as Erika Menendez, who “hates Hindus and Muslims” because of the 9/11 attack.
According to the New York Times, the subway pusher is being charged with a hate crime.
A suspect is in custody for the second subway pushing murder this month. This is everything we know so far.