We consider ourselves experts in the fields of funny dog pictures and stuff that looks like dongs. Finally, something brings those two fields together.
The Bulls may have won the game, but the Knicks won where it really counts: The post-game interviews.
Real men wear skirts … or something like that. Did I get the bumper sticker right?
Do I understand the words coming out of your mouth, Jackie Chan? No, no I don’t. Because the interview was in Chinese. But translated into English, ohohho now we’re cooking with gas.
On the bright side, congress is still more popular than gonorrhea and North Korea. So …. things are lookin’ up.
Why, yes, Mr. Bond, I do intend to steal this trillion dollar platinum coin …. AND THEN THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Bill Cosby still has it. I’d love to see him have his own show with The Roots. Just them playing cool music and him not understanding. It’ll be great.
Prison cat, pri-son cat, what are they feeding you? Priiiison cat …. yes, it is 2013 and I still remember the words to Smelly Cat. I’m not proud.
Barney Frank is something of a firebrand. Could he be headed towards the Senate? Will he make things better? Or just make them worse?