You know how sometimes the Republicans like to complain that Obama is mean? Well, they pray for his death … so …. yea … secret service, you’re needed in Kansas.
And you think the politics in America are disruptive and dysfunctional! They play some real hardball in Bulgaria.
A first-grader has accomplished way more than you ever will. Just remember that next time you try to brag about balancing your checkbook.
The only people qualified to attack this Manti Te’o hoax with the gravitas it deserves are finally on the case. Godspeed, Taiwanese animators, godspeed.
I can tell you this, church just got a whole lot more interesting. Goodbye Leviticus, Hello Temple Run.