But you’ll notice, he orders a water instead of a soda. Can’t afford any extra calories, you know.
With a last name like Rocknroll, how could Kate Winslet go wrong? But don’t worry about Kate – her heart will go on.
This explosion gives the phrase “clean up in Aisle 10″ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?
Those silly, tricky Mayans. What’s a few days, anyway, when the end of the world is at stake?
Tired of all the commercialism of Christmas? Do you find tinsel distracting? Might be time for a Festivus for the rest of us!
Steve Jobs himself said he knew his wife might end up with a half-built boat.
Republicans, don’t feel bad about Mitt losing the election. He doesn’t.
There’s nothing like brotherly love — or apparently, as forgiving.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want their freedom — expect them to pay big time for it.
Quick thinking on the parts of school administrators and law officials alike may have prevented another school tragedy Friday.
A church should have been a place of safe haven today for mourning Newtown, Conn. residents, not a place of terror. Some sick SOB didn’t see it that way.
From all accounts, Nancy Lanza was a friendly woman who loved good beer, jazz, landscaping … and her guns.
They didn’t say the names or the circumstances; they didn’t have to. The New York Children’s Chorus said it all in a simple Christmas carol, “Silent Night.”
Is this really how a guy who brags he used to be a pimp slaps his women around? On Twitter?
It’s bad enough when your dinner check hurts your wallet, but it’s a whole other thing when it hurts your feelings, too.