Maybe this will make girls admit those kissy-faced self-photos are pretty stupid.

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This sure beats a trip to Niagara Falls for your honeymoon, doesn’t it?

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And no, the new baby does not weigh more than his dad.

1 year ago Comment

President Barack Obama told Meet the Press today he’s pushing for stronger gun controls. This is gonna get good.

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But you’ll notice, he orders a water instead of a soda. Can’t afford any extra calories, you know.

1 year ago Comment

With a last name like Rocknroll, how could Kate Winslet go wrong? But don’t worry about Kate – her heart will go on.

1 year ago Comment

This explosion gives the phrase “clean up in Aisle 10″ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?

1 year ago Comment

Those silly, tricky Mayans. What’s a few days, anyway, when the end of the world is at stake?

1 year ago Comment

Tired of all the commercialism of Christmas? Do you find tinsel distracting? Might be time for a Festivus for the rest of us!

1 year ago Comment

Steve Jobs himself said he knew his wife might end up with a half-built boat.

1 year ago Comment

Republicans, don’t feel bad about Mitt losing the election. He doesn’t.

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