Aurora, Colorado, police are once again investigating a mass shooting, this time in a home after a hostage situation.
Can’t you folks in Washington just play nice? Oh, and fix the economy?
Maybe this will make girls admit those kissy-faced self-photos are pretty stupid.
This sure beats a trip to Niagara Falls for your honeymoon, doesn’t it?
And no, the new baby does not weigh more than his dad.
President Barack Obama told Meet the Press today he’s pushing for stronger gun controls. This is gonna get good.
But you’ll notice, he orders a water instead of a soda. Can’t afford any extra calories, you know.
With a last name like Rocknroll, how could Kate Winslet go wrong? But don’t worry about Kate – her heart will go on.
This explosion gives the phrase “clean up in Aisle 10″ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?