Comedy

The 20 Baddest Santas

It’s rough being Santa Clause, the guy has midgets constantly striking for better wages, little kids peeing on his leg, air traffic control giving him guff when he’s just doing his job, etc. For every successful Santa there’s a half dozen posers who give the big guy in the red suit a bad rap. Let’s take a look at the 20 Baddest Santas who aren’t so jolly about their gig.

Let’s kick things off with our favorite bad Santa, Billy Bob Thornton


Whatever is going on here it can’t be good for the Christmas parade


This is what happens when one has too much Christmas cheer


Happy Holidays from everyone’s favorite Santa – Hannibal Lecter


It’s hard to be jolly when you’ve got a shiner like that.


Telling Santa about that pony you want is probably a wasted effort, kids


“Put the money in the bag, unless you want Santa poppin’ a cap in yo ass


… And the follow up photo. Crime doesn’t pay, fat man


Christmas is done a little different in whatever country this photo is from


“Get your hands off me unless you want on the bad list, you bastard”


What kind of “ho” is this Santa talking about here?


Not the kind of Christmas gift anybody wanted that day


It’s been hard times for Santa ever since the elves quit


Merry F$#!ing Christmas to you, too!


“Whoa, babe, watch the jingle bells!”


Childhood memories ruined in an instant


This isn’t right in any way whatsoever


Not the mall photo their mom was hoping for


Those eyes are completely absent of any ounce of holiday cheer


Local stops only, Santa

For more awesomeness check out the 20 Worst Archives

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