*Editors note: the following article is satire, an understanding of sarcasm is required. Most of these animals are endangered.
There are lots of animals on this planet, probably like over a 1,000! While most of them are totally awesome and super cute, some of them are not, and are straight losers with a capital "L". These animals don't do any cool tricks and have absolutely no swag. Just looking at them can ruin your day, ugh.