One of my favorite websites recently has been OKCEnemies. The site showcases the dark side of internet dating, specifically from dating site OKCupid. I noticed, however, that most of the profiles published have been dudes. So I thought, why not even the playing field? Why not see what kind of terrible female profiles I can dig up? Big mistake. I have seen horrors no man should see while researching and curating this collection. I have braved the deep end of internet dating for you, faithful reader. I have seen things that will stick with me until the end of my days and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for writing this article. The following dating profiles are real; these are real dating profiles by real people. I have not fabricated anything; I've simply cropped and pasted, and I've made a point to sniff out the accounts made for laughs. So rest assured, the terrible secrets you're about to read are real. Some mean well, some are WAY too open, and some are just into some weird and kinky s**t.