Jesse James. Remember, the trashy biker who cheated on Sandra Bullock with some skank and admitted it “like a man”? Well he also has animal issues. Two of his pitbulls made each other into hamburgers, leading to rampant rumors that he digs dogfighting. Then one of his dogs tried to eat a corgi. But Spicy says Jesse got a bad rap, and we’re pretty sure he never electrocuted or drowned anything.