Comedy

The 20 Stupidest Actual Gang Names in the FBI National Gang Threat Assessment

The feds pretty much get their asses handed to them in the futile War on Drugs, but, eager to show that the FBI is spending s#%t-tons of tax dollars wisely, the bureau periodically publishes the National Gang Threat Assessment. An impressive tome, the NGTA crunches the vast universe of gang-related statistics — who they are, where they live, what color baggies they sling their crank in, etc., etc. But more importantly for us, this crucial public resource contains a database of all the known gangs throughout the country — including their ridiculous titles! We’ve sifted through countless pages of gang-banging data to distill for you the most meaningful information the FBI has to offer: the 20 Stupidest Actual Gang Names in the FBI National Gang Threat Assessment. Just don’t go making fun of these clowns to their faces. They will kill you. (The gangsters, not the feds.)

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