Put in a dip, run a comb through your mullet and crack open a can of Bud, we’re about to show you the most hardcore NASCAR fans at the track. NASCAR often get a bad rap and stuck with the redneck label, which is a real shame because this incredible sport has so much fascinating… Ah, forget that, let’s just look at some Dale Earnhardt tats.
“Daaaang! Look at them skinheads, hope that paint doubles as spf.”
“Daaaaang! Even Jeff Gordon would be embarrassed by the rainbow disaster on your back.”
“Daaaaang! You know your a badass if your Hoveround has sponsors and a pit crew.”
“Daaaaang! It’s like dude just went to the souvenir tent and glued a bunch of sh*t to his head.”
“Daaaaang! A wife that offer’s to shave your favorite driver’s number into your back rug, that’s just love right there.”
“Daaaaang! I betcha Dale is looking down from heaven and admiring that tapestry of NASCAR glory.”
“Daaaaang! If you can’t grow a mullet of your own, there ain’t no shame in throwin’ on a mullet wig. Keep the party rockin’!”
“Daaaaang! That’s looking like more of a full case than a six pack. Check out the 20 Awesomest beer bellies, yall.”
“Daaaang! Just like a proud Native American warrior wearing a bear claw necklace, he’s wearing his beer cans as a sign of power and FU to sobriety.”
“Daaaaang! Anybody know if Tide or Pennzoil has ever sponsored a fetus?”
“Daaaaang! I bet Dale never imagined he’d end up on the backs of so many men.”
“Dang. Try to control your enthusiasm.”
“Daaaang! If you didn’t know, shirts are actually discouraged at NASCAR events. Come as you are, baby, is all good.”
“Daaaaang! I don’t believe my eyes, that’s Michelle Obama at the Sprint Cup Series and a million liberals heads just exploded.”
Straight from the Ricky Bobby prayer book.