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Jay Cutler Smokin’: 10 Photos of the I-Give-No-Sh*t Quarterback Sucking on Cigarettes


Jay Cutler has the perfect life. He’s a starting quarterback in the NFL, has a smoking hot wife and has a year left on his $30 million two-year contract extension (which was extended from a six-year $48 million contract). He is living the American dream, but you wouldn’t know it from his face.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler is one of our new favorite sports Tumblrs and the perfect response to Cutler’s apathetic attitude toward life. Jay Cutler and Honey Badgers have one thing in common: They don’t give a sh*t.

Here are the top 10 pictures of Jay Cutler Smokin’.

1. I don’t give a sh*t about wearing my helmet right

2. I don’t give a sh*t about listening to people

3. I don’t give a sh*t about smiling for pictures

4. I don’t give a sh*t about taking a smokin’ break

5. I don’t give a sh*t about being signed to the Bears

6. I don’t give a sh*t about looking up

7. I don’t give a sh*t about walking with a helmet on

8. I don’t give a sh*t about making suggestive hand motions

9. I don’t give a sh*t about football

10. I wanna go home

Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .

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