No matter which party you represent (unless you’re an undecided voter, or as we call them “jerk-offs”) you can enjoy these photos that show the REAL and UNCUT Mitt Romney. Join us on this bizarre photo journey chronicling Mitt’s campaign for the presidency.
“Back to your binders, little ones!”
And letter “Y”…You were adopted.
“Mr Romney…How come there are no other photographers here? What!? No! No, not again!”
Mitt Romney is actually swooping down and plucking a salmon from a local river.
“Ha, Ha okay guys, fine! I’ll sacrifice this last one. But that’s it!”
To compensate I eat over-sized Ritz crackers.
“Would someone tell my wife tonight’s safe word is “Papaya.”
“hey-HEY…My eyes are up here.”
Not Pictured: A group of undocumented workers carrying the horse.
“Who the fuck is touching me!? WHO THE- oh you’re white…I’m sorry, continue.”
My shoulders scare me.
If ever dare ask Mitt for spare change he’ll give you this picture with his signature. In yo face, forty-seven percent!
Mitt takes a moment to pose with the hard working 47 % (and Will Smith’s 2nd cousin) who labored over his burrito.
It get’s weirder when you realize he’s actually moon-walking into someone’s private residence uninvited.
“I like to gum it slowly…shhhhh…I’ll digest you at my own pace.”
She’s actually trying to feed him a hamburger bun.
“I’m letting her drive, it’s adorable!”
Like every family vacation, the children were stuffed inside Big Bird for the ride home. For the car was only for contributing members of society and their women slaves.