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FAIL: 10 Turkey Cakes That Look Like D*cks

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These are turkey cakes that look like d*cks. Take a moment this Thanksgiving to give thanks these abominations of baking aren’t on your dinner table. Because no amount of frosting is going to save these sugary piles of failure.

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It feels incredibly strange to refer to a cake as having “girth.”


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Some people look at these cookies and see turds, others see d*cks. The human eye is tricky like that.


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Nothing says “family” like a cake that resembles genitalia.


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Having to share your birthday cake with Thanksgiving is bad. Having a d*ck-like turkey on that cake is even worse. Having a sad looking d*ck-like turkey on your cake may be the most depressing thing ever.


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Turkey or three-balled scrotum? You decide.


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That’s one delicious looking mound of goo.


turkey cake fail

Some turkey cakes look like dongs, others look like the family dog took a dump and the baker added some decorative frosting around it.


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It’s probably best NOT to serve this cake at the kids’ table.


turkey cake fail

Don’t be surprised when you’re asked not to bring anything to Thanksgiving dinner next year.


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Just like grandma used to make, assuming your grandmother worked at an erotic bakery.


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