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The 20 Worst Photos of Inappropriate Dog Humping

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When dogs get “in the mood”, pretty much anything that they can wrap their paws around will do, and most of us have been victims at one time or another. Here are some of the most infamous moments in canine humping history. For shame.


husky and tiger

Huskies have a thing for big women.


dog and goose

“NOW the goose is really loose.”


dog and pig

Just don’t call her a pig to his snout.


dog and deer

Less than 40% of dog rapes are reported.


dog and kids

It wasn’t bad enough with the dog mounting the kid, the little brother has to bust out a moon, too?


dog humping dead deer

“Gotta get in there while it’s still warm.”


dogs and rabbit threeway

They decided to spice things up a bit, break the routine, you know, violate a rabbit.


duck dog bang

Small dogs have a superiority complex.


dog and sheep toast

Nothing ruins that special moment like inter-species relations


dog doll

This creepy device gives your horny dog something to bang other than your leg.


dog humping a tiger

“Lay still my princess. Our children shall rule the world.”


cat dog hump

Proof positive that cats don’t give a sh*t.


humping dogs

Excuse me, you’re doing it wrong.


dog orgy

Foursomes are the newest sexual revolution in dog mating trends.


pug hump

This sort of sex scandal can really ruin a dog’s street cred.


Raccoon rape

It’s a “give and take” relationship, says Kibbles.


reproduction fail

It got a bit degrading when he told her to cluck.


too short

He’s kind of like a fanny-pack. A fanny-pack that is dog stuck in his ass.


dog on tiger

How are all these dogs hooking up with tigers?! Go home, dog! You’re drunk again!


wedding moment ruined by dog hump

“Let’s consummate this thing.”


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