WARNING: This gallery may cause insanity, hysteria and an overwhelming desire to watch Bangkok Dangerous repeatedly.
There’s really no reason that an abundance of Nicolas Cage GIFs should exist on the internet, but they do and your mind is about to be a little more warped because of it. This isn’t Raising Arizona, these are more from the Wicker Man era of Cage.
“Shhh, don’t tell mommy or daddy.”
Ladies, this can be all yours.
We can only hope that the apocalypse will involve Cagezilla.
No woman can resist an offer of oral sex from Nic Cage.
Just killed somebody, eh, oh well.
Nic Cage has some unusual beauty habits.
Nic Cage fans will always find him, no matter where he hides.
Master of seduction.
He may look miserable, but it’s actually very therapeutic.
“Ooh Dream weaver…”
Nic Cage will blow you kisses for eternity.
Cage rises with the morning sun to welcome you to a fresh, new day of crazy.
He’s a little upset, but more than that, he’s genuinely a curious fellow.
Haters gonna hate. Cage don’t care.
You don’t talk back to Cage. Even if he is wearing a silly bear costume.
Ghost Rider was a heavy movie. Even Cage got a little emotional.
A Cage GIF is like a warm summer breeze.
It’s called Cagercising, ask about classes at your local YMCA.