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The 20 Awesomest Redneck Christmases of All Time

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From the moment the weather starts getting cooler until December 25th everyone has their mind on one thing: Christmas (Yes, even if you are Jewish you look forward to Christmas. Free vacation day thanks to the national holidays FTW!) Every year families across the world gather up and celebrate the birth of Jesus. They sing carols, give presents and catch up on some much needed family time.

Ever wonder how people south of the Mason- Dixon line celebrate Jesus’ B-Day? We scoured the internet and found the top 20 most awesome redneck Christmases of all time! So spike the eggnog with moonshine and hang some mistletoe over your sister! It’s redneck Christmas time! ‘Murica.

1. Redneck Christmas Tire Tree


2. Redneck Santa Sleigh


3. Merry Goddamn Christmas


4. Merry YouMightBeARedneck-mas


5. Redneck Santa Drainin’ the Lizard


6. Redneck Krismas


7. Merry Christmas, GET OFF MY LAWN!


8. Redneck Last Supper

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9. 2nd Amendment + Santa = Redneck Shootin’ Gallery


10. Explodin’ Redneck Christmas Tree


11. Redneck Christmas Tree Ornament


12. Redneck Santa Drivin’ Redneck Sleigh


The 20 Awesomest Examples of Redneck Engineering

The ceiling fan, the stretch limo, the El Dorado hot tub, all of these are examples of redneck engineering that you probably take for granted. Let us educate you on the engineering contributions our redneck brethren have made toward society.

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13. Lazy Redneck Decoration


14. Redneck Christmas Presents


15. Redneck Santa’s Pickup Truck


16. Redneck Beer-mas Tree


17. Redneck Uncle Santa Claus


18. Redneck Advent Calendar


19. Redneck Reindeers Gettin’ It On


20. Extreme Redneck Santa


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Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .

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