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15 Cats Who Failed Miserably at Their New Year’s Resolutions – FAIL

new years resolution cats

You can stop beating yourself up about that resolution to get in shape by February first. We all knew it was never going to happen. Just like their human owners, cats are also terrible at keeping their new year’s resolutions.


The cat who vowed to quit smoking but bought a pack of Camels on January 2nd.

smoking cat


The cat who swore it would stop scaring house guests… obvious fail here.

scary cat


The cat who promised it would no longer use technology to bully pit bulls with self esteem issues.

roomba cat


The cat who swore it would spend less time focused on chasing the all mighty dollar.

money cat


The cat who made a resolution to stop getting drunk on weeknights.

hungover cat


The cat who obviously misunderstood the resolution of “helping others.”

helpful cat


The grump cat who promised to have a more positive outlook in 2013.

grumpy-cat


This cat that told his cat wife he’d stop gambling away their life savings in the new year.

gambling cat


The cat who promised to get off the couch and use that gym membership it signed up for in January 2012.

fat cat


The cat who swore it would spend less time on Facebook and more time enjoying life offline.

facebook cat


The cat who promised itself it would stop getting involved in inappropriate sexual situations with strangers.

cat sex


The cat who swore it would get psychiatric help for its cat lady multiple personality complex.

catlady


The cat who promised this was the year that it would grow up and stop taking hallucinogens.

acid cat


The cat who promised its baby mama it would give up the thug life.

thug cat

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This cat who made a resolution to stop photobombing girls in the bathroom.

cat photobomb

Via Buzzfeed

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