Comedy

Monkey Can’t Stop Spanking the Monkey, Porn Addicted Chimp

Monkey see monkey do. If the “see” part involves watching hours of XXX videos, it’s a safe bet that the “do” part is going to involve doing it. A chimp at a zoo in Seville, Spain has become addicted to porn. That’s right, chimps be pervin.

porn addicted chimp in spain

Gina the chimp was given a remote control with unlimited channel access and immediately clicked over to the porn channels and was sucked into the vortex of pornography. No word yet if the addiction followed a painful breakup or involves a laptop with unlimited wi-fi, but the zookeepers report that the female chimp loves her smut movies.

So the chimp loves some skin-flix, no big deal, right? Wait a second, zoos have visitors, many of which are children, so are we to assume that bright-eyed youngsters are strolling into the primate exhibit and met with the image of a chimp spanking the monkey to non-stop nudey movies? Because nothing sparks a barrage of uncomfortable questions for parents faster than a porn watching chimp. Just give this chimp a dirty old gym sock, and bedroom with a locking door so it can diddle itself in shameful privacy like the rest of us.

[poll id=”58″]


The 20 Awesomest Monkeys Caught Pervin on Women

They think their boob grabs are innocent and adorable, but we know the motives of these banana eaters. These monkeys are straight-up pervin!

Click here to read more

Win one of three XBox One Console Packages from XBox

Join Heavy's daily email newsletter and Askmen's newsletter to enter to win one of Three(3) great XBox One Console Packages from XBox
Read the sweepstakes rules here.

Leave a comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 980 other followers