Look, we realize that different cultures have different cuisine, but is anybody really craving a hot dog with AIDS or plate of chicken ass? If you find any of these culinary abominations on your plate, do yourself a favor and immediately start fasting. Your stomach may just hate you otherwise.
Not sure what’s so LOL worthy about this American cheese, but you never want your deli pulling practical jokes on you.
This isn’t going to help your rating on Hotels.com, Holiday Inn.
Adding “ling” to the end of a word can make all the difference between a satisfied customer and a health citation.
Down home Southern butt massage, ya’ll!
Taste like chicken? Nope, taste like ass.
Sold only at the finest cannibal supermarkets.
This butcher shop could really up the excitement on this “cow something” with a spinning wheel of mystery parts.
Ummm… uhhh… this doesn’t even sound legal.
Probably from the same place that’s serving the cow something.
Be careful, STDs are rampant in the produce section.
This looks like a menu item from Fear Factor.
They really need to have some sort of standards and practices system at the hotdog factory.
The working title was “Kiss Deez Nuts” but that just seemed too crass.
When people ask you to bring a food item to a party, it’s fair to say that 99.9999% of the time, they don’t want a jar of pig guts.
Your salad may say no to rape leaf, but it really means yes.
Goes great with a skank sandwich.
Cow something? Chicken something? Fish something? The exciting possibilities are endless!
Served on craft service tables at porn sets around the world.
Mmmmmm,mmmmm, that’s good grandma.
Not to be taken orally.