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WTF! 20 Awful Things People are Selling on Etsy

Let’s start off with an awesome example of arts and crafts, unlike most of the junk on Etsy.

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Unfortunately, everything on Etsy doesn’t have the creative gall, the raw aptitude for awesome, and brilliant craftsmanship that this squirrel riding a snake has. Fortunately, there is a certain art and craft to making truly horrible things, so while these crafts are unambiguous fails, Thomas Edison comes to mind stating “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

Indeed, these Etsy creators have done the same, except their failures are online so we can laugh at them. For example…

Ugliest Baby Ever
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Life-Changing Photography Taken in Some Guy’s Dorm
bed


The Perfect Belt for a Haunting?
belt


Angry Birds by Picasso
bird


An Equally Horrifying Baby Head You Can Eat
ChocolateBabyHeads


Made-to-Order Diaper Harness for Pet Ducks…
duck


Finally, Stage Blood for Ghosts!
ghostgoo

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This Dessert Candle That Looks Like Dumpster Potatoes
gross candle


Keyword: HOT
mermaid


Be Proud and Aggressive Regarding Your Lactation
milk


Stunning Photo of Trash and Horsies
photo


Give Your House that Old Factory Feel with a Rusty Pipe
pipe


Handmade Racism!
r_5thNight


Worst. Tent. Ever.
r_copperPyramid

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A Wine Holder That Blows.
r_crazyWineholder


Charming Bookend.
r_ostrichFeet


Burger Butt.
r_sausagePatty


A Dolphin Headdress for People Who Don’t Know What Dolphins Look Like
regretsy_dolphinhat


AKA The Long-Faced Adam Sandler Shirt
spring


Tetanus Art
springt
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