Let’s start off with an awesome example of arts and crafts, unlike most of the junk on Etsy.
Unfortunately, everything on Etsy doesn’t have the creative gall, the raw aptitude for awesome, and brilliant craftsmanship that this squirrel riding a snake has. Fortunately, there is a certain art and craft to making truly horrible things, so while these crafts are unambiguous fails, Thomas Edison comes to mind stating “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
Indeed, these Etsy creators have done the same, except their failures are online so we can laugh at them. For example…
Ugliest Baby Ever
Life-Changing Photography Taken in Some Guy’s Dorm
The Perfect Belt for a Haunting?
Angry Birds by Picasso
An Equally Horrifying Baby Head You Can Eat
Made-to-Order Diaper Harness for Pet Ducks…
Finally, Stage Blood for Ghosts!
This Dessert Candle That Looks Like Dumpster Potatoes
Be Proud and Aggressive Regarding Your Lactation
Stunning Photo of Trash and Horsies
Give Your House that Old Factory Feel with a Rusty Pipe
Worst. Tent. Ever.
A Wine Holder That Blows.
A Dolphin Headdress for People Who Don’t Know What Dolphins Look Like
AKA The Long-Faced Adam Sandler Shirt