A lot of us have seen Janet Jackson’s tits. But this is an exceptionally unflattering angle, illustrating the puckering of the boob that happens when implants shift and settle over time. Seriously, if my older brother got plastic surgery so much that he looked like a less healthy Phantom of the Opera, I’d be like “yo, maybe natural is OK,” but the Jacksons aren’t known for critical thinking skills. Well, except Jermaine.
In 2003, Ohio newswoman Catherine Bosley got some new boobs. To celebrate, her and her husband went down to Key West and got crunk. Unfortunately, the Internet existed and pictures of Bosley’s new (and very far away from each other) new boobs made their way back to the home office.
This dignified and classy young lady is German Big Brother contestant Annina, sporting the latest in back-destroying torso melons. A close look at her lips will reveal that she has also been huffing the crystal pipe pretty seriously, which proves that white trash is a universal condition.
Strike one: dating Tommy Lee. Strike two: getting boob jobs that collapse inside your cyber-titty, leaving your once beauteous funbags looking like the underside of an old lady’s arm. Strike three: dating Tommy Lee.
Brazilian-born model Sheyla Hershey was so desperate to have the world’s biggest cans that she had her rack surgically enhanced to (wait for it) 38KKK. KKK. It took eight surgeries to get them that big. Each tit implant weighs nearly eight pounds. Oh, hey, I just got a fax from her spine. It reads “THIS SUCKS.”