Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world’s celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we’ll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Today’s trainwreck is a damning indictment of America’s obsession with gigantic knockers. Fated for fame almost from birth, she was supposedly the first baby born on Canada’s Centennial Day. Discovered on the Jumbotron at a CFL game, the gorgeous blonde quickly relocated to Hollywood to pursue a career in acting. And that’s where her troubles began. Sure, she had a hot spell in the 90s as a lifeguard on one of the most popular TV shows of all time, but the hard knock life quickly began to take its toll. She blazed a trainwreck trail by being one of the first high-profile stars to have a sex tape released, multiple marriages and divorces (including one to Paris Hilton sex tape partner Rick Salomon) and a deteriorating appearance that no amount of surgery can save. Who’s the trainwreck? Check under the jump.
Of course, it’s Pamela Anderson. There’s almost nothing sadder than a hot chick who can’t cut it anymore, except for maybe a pony in a wheelchair, and Pam has been on a downward spiral for over a decade. Unable to let go of her sex symbol image, Pam trots her fake breasts and collagen lips out on the red carpet all over town, in between making bizarre personal statements and marrying and divorcing Kid Rock over and over again. She’s being rumored for a slot on the next season of Dancing With The Stars, and the sad thing is that’s actually a step up for the former Sexiest Woman In The World. Let’s just hope she doesn’t rupture an implant. Here’s Pam in her last high-profile gig – as a magician’s assistant.