So everybody is shocked! Shocked, I say! that Justin Bieber, that tweenage YouTube sensation turned Most Popular Musician In The World, got a tattoo. Yes, the Bieb got inked last week, and in a startling display of being-a-total-pussyness, chose as his first tattoo a cute little birdy-wirdy over his left hipbone. Seriously, Bieb? You got the kind of tattoo that drunk sorority girls get. It’s one step above a tramp stamp. So, in keeping with previous tattoo features on Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus, here’s some other ideas for Justin Bieber’s new tattoo.