The Kate Middleton Royal Fetus Has a Twitter

The Middleton fetus already has a greater social media presence than most people, and it hasn’t even developed sex organs yet. Life’s unfair like that sometimes. And why wouldn’t it already have a Twitter account, this is Internet, duh! It’s highly likely that before the end of the week the little bugger will already have landed a book deal and engaged in at least two tweet wars with Simon Cowell.

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