Looking to pamper yourself with some refreshing bath salts without the nasty side effect of psychotic face eating? Calgon bath salts offer a journey of refreshment that will not result in super human strength and overwhelming blood lust. Just make sure you buy your bath salts at a pharmacy and not a bong store or from some guy behind the 7-11.
Calgon Bath Salts, the Non-Face-Eating-Zombie Bath Salts
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