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Unemployed Stoner Needs Personal Assistant

Most people wouldn’t think that being an unemployed stoner would require much effort. Oh how wrong they are. There’s all kinds of tasks to manage, Murder She Wrote reruns, Playstation marathons, a strict Facebook masturbation schedule – it can be almost too much for one person to handle.

That’s where the unemployment assistant comes in. They will help even the laziest of degenerates maintain a tight schedule of doing absolutely nothing, and ensure that gainful employment remains as far off on the horizon as possible.

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