Not to toot my own horn, but when the news of a coming bacon shortage hit the internet, I knew there was only one man who could possibly handle this issue with the appropriate authority: Ron Swanson. We expressed our grief at the bacon shortage through Ron Swanson reaction gifs. Now, Ron Swanson himself has actually spoken out on this ordeal with his own PSA on the subject, teaching us how to survive (his answer is basically hoarding).
Bless that man. He is a national treasure and true american hero.
We were fearful, but Ron Swanson was cool as a cucumber. He was born ready for this.