“And in this corner, standing at 5’9, 160 lbs a drunk idiot…” It’s a battle of wills as this drunken businessman attempts to enter an escalator going the wrong direction. He doesn’t give up, even when other people start coming up the escalator and bump into him. The guy just doesn’t quit.
There’s a few things we can take away from this:
Drunk people on escalators are the equal in awesomeness to slinkies on treadmills.
Escalators will always beat you in a battle of stamina.