Everyone is all worked up because Ken Griffey, Jr. allegedly was taking a nap in the clubhouse during a Mariners game last week. Here’s some predictions for what he’ll do next.

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Here’s how it works: you give us the funniest caption for this image, we give you fifty bucks. American. Do you have what it takes?

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I can’t tell you how much I wish these guys were my Dads.

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What would be a man’s perfect day? And what would happen if sexy college chicks were in ads for colleges? And while we’re at it, what’s up with Lady Gaga’s new outfit?

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I’m going to make copies of this sign and put them all over my cubicle. I’m sick of this crap.

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BP’s trying to close the pipe causing the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. We have a daring scientific proposal on how to resolve this environmental catastrophe.

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College underwear runs, a mother bear knocks her cub out of a tree, University of Arizona’s Jungle party is awesome and a band teacher loses it.

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So the latest update in the hilarious lawsuit between Lindsay Lohan and E-trade has taken an awesome turn. Apparently gossip blogs are admissable evidence now!

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Check out this funny picture of needlepoint gone horribly awry, in case you need a come-down from Mother’s Day.

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