Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be a citizen of the great American Satan. This week we’ve got a true underdog story, bad things happening to hot chicks and the triumph of the socialist agenda.

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One dumb girl tries to talk smack about the health care plan and gets owned pretty heavily in this week’s Friday Facebook Fail.

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You know cosplay, right? Hot Japanese babes dressed as video game characters? This is the dark side of that.

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So the disappointment that James Cameron felt after his billion-dollar-grossing Avatar lost out to ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow’s tense Iraq war drama The Hurt Locker at the Oscars this year was quite the thing, right? And many people have wondered how Cameron…

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So the world is afire with the news that Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is – gasp – a dude who sleeps with other ladies. Yes, America, for some reason it’s shocking that a reality TV star who also builds motorcycles might slee…

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We’ve all had one of those Facebook moments when somebody steps a little over the line and shares too much. In this Friday Facebook Fail, such a moment is actually transmogrified into pure win. Such is the nature of the Willennium.

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Every week. Five things. Why America is awesome. You get it. God, I could watch that over and over. Vanderbilt sucks like Duke sucks, just not as famously. Or infamously, I guess.

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By now you’ve read all the text messages released by Joslyn James that Tiger Woods sent over last year. But Tiger had another addiction he didn’t want anyone to know about. Check them out and see for yourself…

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It’s Friday. You’ve stuck around all week and you’ll be rewarded with the best selection of links you can imagine. It’s kind of like bedazzling. It makes anything better. Lion King Toy Fail – Wow. Someone should either get fired or get an award for th…

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