Movies like The Stuff tell you that people who put weird substances in their bodies are always happy and it’s true: they are happier than most of us, but only because they’re part of an evil alien hivemind that wants to infiltrate our planet’s military…

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Okay, the Toronto Raptors officially have the coolest mascot ever – a giant, inflatable, cheerleader-eating dinosaur.

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Well, it’s Valentine’s Day weekend. Chances are, you either forgot to get something for your lady or you’ll be spending it alone in your room, with the lights off, catching up on Lost or something equally as pitiful… like I am…

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Check out this hilarious video from our peeps over at Babelgum, which mixes two of our favorite things: hot babes and big laughs…

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Every week I pick five stories from the news that make me proud to live in this great America. This week, it’s all about the love. And the car crashes.

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The ubiquitous micro-blogging service known as Twitter needs no introduction. Finally, people who were formerly forced to scream at the top of their lungs on crowded subway cars or shout down the gullets of wishing wells have a place to transcribe…

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This week’s Facebook Fail is happening in real time. Commentary site ReadWriteWeb posted an article on Facebook’s login page being integrated with AOL Instant Messenger. For some reason, the Google algorithm made that page the #1 search result…

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Thinking about buying lingerie for your honey’s special day? Comedian Bobby Slayton has a reality check for you.

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Don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day? Let these suave gentlemen help you out with some very 80s-tastic methods for reeling in the trim.

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