Every week I pick five things that made me proud to be an American. This week, it was damn easy: fast food, beer, football and Freebird.

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The war of the sexes has been fought on multiple fronts – the bedroom as well as the boardroom. But Facebook? You’re damn right, sonny. When this woman asks a simple question about how promiscuity is treated across genders, she gets seriously owned by a by a guy on her friends list.

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I wasn’t there when Al Gore plugged in the Internet, but I can safely assume that two things happened within the first ten minutes: somebody searched for porn and somebody called somebody else a fart-hoarder using a fake name. In this article, I’m going to spotlight some of the Internet’s funniest jerks..

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A shining example of how the American movie industry corrupts absolutely, turning a potential talent into just another nip-slipping red carpet wastoid.

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Oh what a day! Who would’ve thought a Thursday would present such amazing links? Seriously. Sit down, grab a beer or six and click away. Thank us later.

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Transforming from a milk-drinking All-American boy to a painkiller-addicted, self-destructive lunatic was a simple as taking a few thousand steel chairs to the head.

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Today’s links are as awesome as cheerleaders in the rain during the summer after your team wins against your rival. So, celebrate the victory. Click these links!

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Let’s face it: if you’re involved in the production of childrens’ television, you are in all probability a horrendous pervert. How else to explain the following lineup of kids shows that tried to sneak racy material into the minds of America’s youngsters?

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This pundit has been described as “Rush Limbaugh in a miniskirt” for her far-right opinions, including calling the government of Iran “ragheads.”

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