WATCH: Dove Points Out the Real Beauty of Men’s Junk

Dove wants the men of the world to know how truly beautiful their balls really are. #ProudBalls

Listen to a Mother’s Confusing Retelling of ‘The Matrix’

13 Photos of Baby-Shaming: Learning Lessons the Hilarious Way

The 10 Worst Facebook Fails of April

80′s Don Draper Twitter is Equal Parts Nostalgia and Hilarity

Funny Chiropractor Sign, Dr. Hardick Wants to Jump Your Bones

Maybe you should think twice about using the family name for your business. Just a thought…

The 20 WTF Glamour Shots the Internet Can’t Explain

‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer Parody: Low Budget Thai Team Suits Up

Burbank Transmission Shop Wants to Sex Up All the Ladies

Willie Nelson Tries Out for ‘The Hobbit 2′ on His 80th Birthday

Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles Kinda Suck at Crime

They’re kinda dumb, carry disease and half penises half their body size. Shredder shouldn’t have any problem with these reptiles.

Yelp Jail Reviews: 10 Reviews From the Inmates Behind Bars

20 People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Use Facebook

Redheads are Pissed Off and New PSA Calls Out the Haters

The 20 Awesomest Panoramic Photos Gone Wrong

MASCOT FAIL: 20 Worst Mascot Fails [VIDEO]

Drug Deal Prank ‘Got 2 Grams for 40′ Takes Over Twitter

‘Bongy’ the Bong Warehouse Mascot May Get Smoked

Awesome Dad Makes Boring Sandwiches Exciting with Sandwich Art (14 Photos)

NASA’s Mars Rover Drew a Giant Dong on the Surface of Mars

This is why you don’t give your 14-year-old son controls to the Mars Rover, even if it is “bring your kid to work day.”

The 20 Awesomest Kids Who Just Don’t Care

‘Rent is Too Damn High’ Jimmy McMillan Calls Out NYC with Rap Anthem

Ameristralia: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

Sloths Improve 12 Movies with Their Extreme Slothyness

Peter Dinklage is Chanandler Bong — ‘Game of Thrones’ Gets Friendsified

Love modern television dramas but miss the simplicity of 90s sitcoms? Then have we got a treat for you.

The 10 Awesomest Photos of Pets Wearing A Creepy Horse Mask

Nearly Naked Italian Women Fight Gladiator Before Fleeing on a Vespa

Jimmy Kimmel Proves Again that People are Stupid

The 10 Awesomest Mugshots From Florida

20 Cats Show Their Sexy Face by Imitating Male Models

Cats and male models? Don’t even question the existence of this tumblr, just know that your girlfriend is probably loving it.