Hey Peter Jackson, you can go ahead and fire that Ian McKellen guy. Willie’s got this in the bag.
Admittedly, it’s a little tricky to capture a perfect panoramic shot with an iPhone 5 sometimes.
This is why you don’t give your 14-year-old son controls to the Mars Rover, even if it is “bring your kid to work day.”
Florida is weird. Its criminals are weirder.
Listening to “The Terminator” pull road pranks on cop cars is one of the funniest things ever.
Rodrigo Fernando dos Santos got his eyeballs tattooed and now has a permanent Halloween costume. He’s also permanently unemployed.