Is it weird that I’m kind of turned on by Alison Haislip reading this to me?
Don’t ask Harrison Ford about Star Wars unless you want Han Solo sticking a lightsaber up your ass.
She’s not the kind of girl you take home to mom… unless your mom is a circus freak.
You’ll never look at Taylor Swift or Lord of the Rings the same way ever again. Very, very disturbing.
You just gotta see Shaq’s penis. It’s like the Grand Canyon, you can’t live an not see it!
He’s fat and he likes to be behind newsreporters. A lot.