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Conan to Florida: Don’t F**k it Up This Time

Florida, you’ve got a lot of responsibility resting on your sun-burnt shoulders this November, remember what happened in 2000? We don’t want that mess again, do we? Please, for all that our freedom depends on, take a break from your bath salts, coke fueled bingo nights and beer bongs, and get out there and vote. Those chicken Mcnuggets will still be waiting for you when the polls close.

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