Autumn Reeser has got to be one of the most famous “Oh! She was that girl in…” actresses in Hollywood. Stints on The OC, No Ordinary Family and, most famously, Entourage, have catapulted this Hollywood vixen from being just a recognizable face into a full fledged A-lister. Reeser is set to be a mainstay on the CBS action/drama Last Resort and grace the big screen in So Undercover with co-star Miley Cyrus.
Before you dive into Last Resort, you need to check out the 10 most important facts about Hollywood hottie Autumn Reeser.
1. Her Baby Has a Twitter Account
I guess you can never be too young to start building an internet presence. @Baby_Warren boasts over 1,100 followers and was tweeting before actually coming out of Autumn. If you follow this baby then you get to see gems like this:
what are numbers?
— Finn (@Baby_Warren) January 1, 2011
2. She Played Marcia Brady
This might be something that Autumn wants to forget, but Reeser played Marcia Brady in The Brady Bunch In The White House, a 2002 movie that currently boasts a 30 percent Rotten Tomatoes ranking. How bad was this movie? Fox studio heads canceled the production of A Very Brady Shipwreck, a sequel that would have suggested that Carol Brady’s first husband was the Professor from Gilligan’s Island. (By the way, she is in the top left corner).
3. Her First Major Acting Gig? A Mute Alien
Another gig that Reeser would probably like to forget is her first role on a major TV show. Autumn played a mute alien during a 2001 episode of Star Trek Voyager titled “Natural Law.” This wasn’t the most attractive role for Reeser, but it certainly was necessary. After the STV cameo, Reeser went on to guest star on Cold Case, CSI and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
4. She Was Crushin’ on Some Trekkers
During an interview with Deseret News, Autumn admitted to having huge crushes on some of Star Trek’s major stars. “Wil Wheaton, Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes were all the early formidable crushes of my girlhood,” said Reeser when asked whether she prefered Star Trek or Star Wars. Too bad for Wil Wheaton, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that he wouldn’t say no to a date with Reeser nowadays.
5. She’s Married
Sorry, fellas. Reeser is married to writer/director Jesse Warren. The two have been together since 2003 and even worked together on a Streamy Award-winning series, The Bannen Way. What’s more notable is that Warren was a nationally ranked runner who missed the Olympics by a second.
6. She Goes Topless!
Watch The Big Bang from 2011. It has Antonio Banderas. It also has Reeser’s chest biscuits.
7. Shes A Literary Nerd
During an article with Popmatters she said that the guest list of her dream dinner guests would include Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde and Ernest Hemingway. My dream dinner probably includes the Olsen Twins and the guy that yells “DY-NO-MITE!” from Good Times.
8. There is a Website Devoted to Her Feet
Ummmmm, check it out? Or don’t. Yeah, probably don’t.
9.She Has Grammar OCD
Do you ever see grammatically incorrect graffiti in a bathroom and feel reeeaaally tempted to quietly pull out a pen and fix it?
— Autumn Reeser (@autumnreeser) December 10, 2010
Reeser played the super hot and super smart Lissette Hanley, who was a former French intelligence officer that worked with the allied commander. Reeser wasn’t the only hottie on C and C. The game featured Jenny McCarthy, Gina Carano, Gemma Atkinson, Vanessa Branch and Julia Ling. Red Alert 3‘s star power didn’t stop there. The Oscar-worthy cast included George Takei, Tim Curry, J.K. Simmons and David Hasselhoff.
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .