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QB’s Hot GF, Star of BCS Title Game, is Asked to Strip Club by NFL Player

C.J. Mosely may have been awarded the BCS title game MVP award but Alabama quarterback, AJ McCarron, wins the MVP of LIFE.

Need proof?

How bout dem apples?

So who is this smokin’ hot southern belle? Her name is Katherine Webb and she is Miss Alabama. Also, she is Miss AJ Mccarron (no, they aren’t married BUT if Ms. Webb is smart, she will get a ring on that finger before McCarron gets drafted and cashes that sweet sweet NFL paycheck).

Katherine became the star of last night’s BCS title game when ESPN play-by-play announcer, Brent Musberger, and color commentator, Kirk Herbstriet, fell in love with Webb while calling the game.

You can literally hear Brent Musberger’s erection through the TV screen.

Webb’s night wasn’t over after the game, though. Webb left the stadium to find that not only did her Twitter page gain more than 100,000 followers, but she also caught the eye of some NFL players lookin’ for a “chill sesh.”

The chief culprit amongst men courting Webb was Darnell Dockett, Defensive End for the Arizona Cardinals. Darnell tweeted at Katherine:

@_KatherineWebb aye u going to king of diamonds Monday after game?

FYI: King of Diamonds is a strip club in Miami. I’m sorry, what I meant to say is, King of Diamonds is a strip club in Miami that has a 5 star rating on Yelp. Which makes sense since Darnell Dockett loves strip clubs but isn’t willing to compromise on quality.

Anyways, Katherine, for some reason, didn’t immediately bite on Darnell’s advances so he decided to up his game:

Aye @_KatherineWebb hit me (240) xxx-xxxx when game over, lets go to wing stop then King of diamond,

Because there is only one thing more classy than a night at a Yelp-5-star-rated strip club and that is a night at a Yelp-5-star-rated strip club that involves a night-cap at chicken wing restaurant.

Darnell then tweeted this:

Oops! Awkward misstep for a professional athlete but not totally embarrassing. Darnell could have escaped the night without causing too much of a stir in the Twitter-verse. All he had to do was walk away. Well, he didn’t. Instead, Dockett went on some sort of weird Twitter rampage.

First he tweeted this:

And then this:

And this:

And suma this:

And ended the rampage with this:

So what did Katherine have to say about Darnell’s advances? Nothing. The Alabama beauty has only tweeted once since the game:

Sorry Darnell! Chin up though! There are more fish in the sea… or in your case more strippers at a Buffalo Wild Wings!

UPDATE: ESPN has since apologized for Musburger’s ‘rant’ on Katherine Webb:

We always try to capture interesting storylines and the relationship between an Auburn grad who is Miss Alabama and the current Alabama quarterback certainly met that test. However, we apologize that the commentary in this instance went too far and Brent understands that.

Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .

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