Listen, we know that you probably feel a void in your life that needs to be filled with something. Well, friends, that something isn’t love or family – it’s commercialism! These 12 products are just what your life is missing. Sure, they may look stupid, but how dumb was the George Foreman grill when you first saw it? You bought that didn’t you?
Louis Vuitton waffle maker
Yeah baby! Nothing is more baller than Louis Vuitton waffles.
Flatulence Filtering Underwear
Rip all the farts you want in front of your significant other and still smell fresh. Who smelt it dealt it now?
Pizza Hut Cologne (Yes, it’s real)
Finally, a way to take that alluring fast food greasy Pizza Hut smell with you on the go. Pair it with some Long John Silvers breath mints to be a true lady killer.
Cat Hair Craft Book
An essential addition to the home library of any crazy hoarding cat lady.
No need to get up from your gaming experience to relieve yourself. Just let it go and never leave your fantasy world again.
Nicolas Cage Hair Dry Erase Board
Raising Arizona, Wicker Man, Bangkok Dangerous, the possibilities for Nic Cages’s new hairdo are endless!
Chocolate Dipped Nacho Cheese Doritos
YES! YES! YES! This is diabetes done right.
Dog Walking Bicycle
WARNING: You will be eating dirt within 5 minutes of using this product.
It’s about time that useless baby of yours make itself handy around the house. Less drooling, more mopping, baby!
He may not be eating solid foods yet, but that doesn’t mean he can’t look thug.
Nelson Mandela Air Freshener
Mmmmm, that’s Mandela fresh!
Much like the baby mop, only for dogs. And equally as embarrassing.