“Shorts over six inches are capri pants, shorts under six inches are European.”
Let us honor the great Nick Offerman, one of the funniest actors on television with an unbeatable dry delivery of humor. Nick’s been all over the small screen since the mid 1990’s but not until Parks and Recreation did the mainstream really start to take notice. Pour yourself a scotch, eat something pork or beef and marvel at the 20 Awesomest Photos of Nick Offerman.
It just grows into the eagle shape naturally.
Look at this photo while listening to “America the Beautiful”, do it.
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.”
This would explain his appetite for “all the bacon and eggs you have.”
Careful, ladies, just looking at an image of Duke Silver can result in a pregnancy.
There is no shame in this and Nick Offerman knows this.
A real man isn’t afraid to show his softer side but make no mistake, that does not mean he is soft.
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“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
Yes, Nick Offerman was once a ruthless hitman. And yes, he whole-assed it.
[In response to being typecast as plumbers and mechanics] My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?”
Willie’s long lost red-headed stranger son? Probably.
Yes, that is a single serving burger. What’s the problem?
Remember, if you have hair or facial hair growth issues, you can always make your own out of wood.
This is the only known photo of Nick Offerman consuming a vegetable.
Duke Silver is in touch with the call of the wild.
Don’t front. Nick Offerman will cut a mofo.
“There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.”
“Cultivating a manly musk puts opponent on notice.”
God bless America and God bless Nick Offerman.
Did I mention Nick Offerman is a breakdancing madman?