As a kid you may have thought that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were ridding NYC of crime, but the truth is, in real life they’d be pretty useless. Animation Domination High Def is cracking open the shell and revealing that scientifically accurate ninja turtles really suck at crime and are likely to make you vomit. Seriously, Michelangelo is riddled with gross diseases.
Oh, there’s also some stuff about them having d*cks half their body length and bleeding from their shells. Shredder has nothing to worry about from these reptiles.
Take a moment and try to wrap your head around that title, and when you're good and ready step inside for some TMNT awesomeness.Click here to read more