Are you a big fan of Duck Dynasty or Toddlers & Tiaras?
Well, PBS hates you and wants you to know it.
Taking the battle against our lack of a zeitgeist to the New York City subway, PBS has released a slew of posters seemingly advertising very plausible new reality shows like The Dillionaire, the forays of a pickle billionaire, to Married to a Mine, which sounds (no pun intended) exactly as it sounds.
Fortunately, none of these shows are real and are instead tagged with:
The fact that you thought this show was real shows a lot about the state of TV. Support quality programming.
Scroll below to see the hysterical marketing posters. And then maybe delete Big Brother, Pawn Stars, anything else mind-damning from your DVR line-up.
Viva la televolución.