The only real question is how much poon did this dude get at the convention? My best guess: LOTS. …but realistically, probably zero.
As illustrated by this animated short. It’s like being in The Matrix, but hella annoying.
Ciudad Juárez is the most dangerous city on the planet right now with drug cartels running the show – so why not turn the bloodshed into a hit game?! Battle it out with the Mendoza Cartel and more than a few dirty cops on a trail of bullet shells from LA to Mexico.
If Super Mario Bros had ultra realistic audio, it would be mind-blowingly obnoxious.
Come on BioWare, this is starting to get ridiculous. Surely one of you guys must have a girlfriend or wife or something. Also, sorta spoiler-ish, so be warned.
Few realize that Ocarina was at one point significantly different. So here’s an informative video that puts all the little pieces (that still exist) together.
If you had 30 lives to spare, would you be as idiotic as these two schmucks?
Starscream to be exact, not the one we all know & love from the original cartoon, but the abomination from the live action flick. Oh well, still cool nonetheless!
And also manages to get in some digs against the Swedish as well! A veritable two for one combo.
Time once again for those who want to blast big bad bugs back into outer space… and for a relatively cheap entrance fee… to do so once again.
‘Ninja Gaiden’ was hard enough with just a standard controller back in the day, but beating the game with a dance pad is a whole new level of difficulty. Let’s see the Xbox 360 version next please!