From his signature fire-red beard to his skills tickling the ivories, Zach Galifianakis is the sort of man Heavy would marry if it weren’t illegal in 38 states and Mexico. With the upcoming DVD/Blu-Ray release of Due Date we decided to throw together a little valentine to cement our bromance with the funny Mr. Galifianakis.
The Beard: Tom Selleck may rule the mustache, Neil Young may have the mutton chops, but nobody owns the beard better than Zach. Like an aura of hilarity radiating off his face, it beckons to be admired by all who come in contact with it. Some argued it gave him his funny like Samson with the hair, but Zach has ditched the beard before and proved he’s just as witty with his glorious facial hair as he is without it.