Top 10 Threatening Band Names

1268860491_setlist.jpgA man was removed from a train because he wrote down the band name “The Killers.” He was writing down a list of song covers his band could play, Telegraph reports. It’s all ridiculous. There are plenty of terrible band names that are more controversial and vulgar than “The Killers.” In fact, let’s provide the top 10 offensive and threatening band names out there:

10. Porno for Pyros


More confusing than offensive. But worse than “The Killers.”

9. Anal Cunt


Not really threatening, but if you found them on Grandma’s iPod you’d be concerned.

8. Death Cab For Cutie


“Killer Taxis for My Sweetheart” would be more offensive (see band number 4).

7. Cannibal Corpse


What weirds us out the most is the second dude from the left. He does not belong. At all.

6. Killswitch Engage


Because people get concerned when you acknowledge your murder dial.

5. Murder By Death


Think about the name for a minute… Now it doesn’t seem as frightening. But the keywords prevail.

4. Bullet for My Valentine


Maybe he put a cute bow on it before he gave it to her (see band number 8).

3. …And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead


If you caught someone writing this out, you’d turn them in… or look behind them.

2. I Set My Friends on Fire


Even if I was buddy-buddy with these guys, I’d turn them in. Because I don’t want to be set on fire.

1. This Bike is a Pipe Bomb


Definitely the most threatening in terms of transportation for obvious reasons.

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